KEN ALSTAD QUOTES III

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A good drinking buddy never heard the story before.

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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

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Tags: happiness


Brains in the head saves blisters on the feet.

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Tags: intelligence


Don't point a gun at nobody you ain't willin' to shoot, if necessary.

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Tags: guns


Saddle your horse before sassin' the boss.

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It's easier to catch a horse than break him.

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A drunken tongue tells what's on a sober mind.

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Life is like checkers. When you reach the top, you can move wherever you want.

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If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

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Second-hand gold is as good as new.

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Tags: gold


Never try to drown your sorrows if she can swim.

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Tags: sorrow


Secrets are easy to hear and hard to keep.

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Eagles don't catch flies.

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Lonesome makes friends of strangers.

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Tags: loneliness


Men and barbed wire have their good points.

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Tags: men


It's the far-off cows that wear the biggest horns.

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Every jackass thinks he's got horse sense.

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Tags: common sense


When you scalp a man more'n once, you begin to run out of hide.

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Love your enemies but keep your gun oiled.

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Tags: enemies


A sharp eye is the mother of good luck.

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Tags: luck